One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

Melvin Helitzer
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  1. One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older. - Melvin Helitzer
  2. I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary. - Yogi Berra
  3. I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny
  4. I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs. - Art Buchwald
  5. I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli
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  1. Enjoy how sweet how thoughtful how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
  2. I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn't be here tonight so instead .. .
  3. I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.
  4. When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."
  5. One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
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